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one day at the pool...me and kathe and cassie playin an innocent game of ABC.....
I'm it...kathe runs to jump into the freezing cold pool and i yell out M (expecting her to say micheal) but no....she yells out MOOSE!! SHe thinks of mooses before she thinks of her boyfriend... how sad
Now kathe is it.... and Cassie runs to jump in the freezing cold pool...kathe yells out B!! (expecting cassie to say brad) but no....cassie yells out butt! Cassie thinks of butt before she thinks of her boyfriend... how sad
Finally its my turn...cassie yells out A!!! expecting me to say something funny but i say ALAMO!! hey at least im the only american here.. cause i remembered the ALAMO!!
SO I get to go again... Kathe yells out C again expecting me to say somethign funny so I do... I yell out for everyone at the pool to here CELLULITE!!! and of course im the laughing stock of the pool ... all for a little laugh...i remebered the cellulite
PARTY IN M******* P****
PoOr ChIcKeN
Oh I like chicken
It is so good
It quaks till I cut off its hood
Chicken chicken chicken chicken
It smells real rank
It makes me want to spank
It
Chicken chicken chicken chicken
It makes me jiggly
But when its dead its legs are wigly!!
Chicken chicken chicken chicken
Quack quack quack cluck
If I dont have chicken I think ill get stuck
In BBQ sauce
That would be a lose
Chicken chicken chicken chicken
PING!!!!!!
Kathe you better watch out it might poke you in the eye!!!
Thoughts to think on
The sound of paper brushing against a trash can...
the feeling of thin mints flowing accross your face...
sound of crashing computer amongst the book of ancient civ...
the look of crushed dirt on the bottom of your backpack...
and people saw their huh(noun)! huh (exclamation)?
sarah has a fatal atraction to the wall.
yall will be sorry,tomorrow ill wake up dead! what how do you wake up dead?
Did someone say SPAM!
anna: what should we call it?
jordan: I know SPAM!
anna: ok!
jordan: wait a minute what did spam mean again?
anna: aaaa how should i know!
One Day In Science Class:
Jordan: (Kicking Crissy's bar thingy on her desk) Get on line Crissy!
Crissy: Stop kicking my bar thingy!
Jordan: I'm not kicking it!
Crissy: Yes you are!
Jordan: No I'm not!
Crissy: oh never mind! and what are we supposed to be doing right now?
Jordan: doing our analyze and...
Crissy: analyze what?
Jordan: How should I know... pick something and analyze it... like your bar thingy
Crissy: ok
One day after school...
crissy: hey yall I have an Idea!
kathe: what is it?!
crissy: lets go run around the school like chickens!
katie and Jordan: Ok!
Jordan: (Grabs the "Fresh Ice" and starts runnin!)
(30 mins later.....)
kathe: (out of breathe) ok can we stop now?
Crissy: Jordan where did you put the curling iron?
Jordan: i cant remember?!
Katie: ooo great:
Anne rushing : (thinking to herself instead of talking to Mr. G...for once) why are those girls running around like chikens?
Poor cows, but its still funny
pool or metal fence? which one when you are in a lighting storm?
i got one of my curling irons but where is the other one?
it makes a big boom!!!!!
If there were a picture of Harry potter it would be rated R
I got theese flowers for you be sure to cut under water! - anna &Jordan
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